Sports. Geek.
An actual conversation:
Me: Yoda sucks.
Other SW nerd: What’s with you and your vindictive agenda against Yoda?
Me: Yoda is not clutch.
Other SW nerd: Not ‘clutch’??
Me: Yeah. Everytime the Jedi really need him, he gets his butt whipped and then he runs away and escapes or whatever… He puts up a fight but when the chips are down and shit is on the line, you don’t want to have to count on Yoda to come through for you.
Ortiz – Clutch. Vinatieri – Clutch. Yoda - Not Clutch.
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