mr. blackandwhite

So by now you’ve all probably seen the pics of Tom Brady trying to sneak into his girlfriend’s apartment while posing as a regular old flower delivery guy. Unfortunately for the MVP, the ruse did not work and those wily paparazzi spotted him anyway. Damn. Those guys are such bastards!

Nice try though Tom. Extra points awarded for getting Giants fans to openly wonder if the walking boot cast thingy you were wearing was not a disguise but actually a very shrewd decoy.

Hmmm. Now that I think about it, maybe that boot thing was a decoy! If it was I would be willing to bet that was BB’s idea. Man, that Belichick.. He thinks of everything! And he is also very tricky. You never know what he’s got up his sleeve. That is why he is a Genius. For reals yo.

After seeing this pic however, I have to stick with the original ‘failed flower delivery guy disguise’ ploy, otherwise Brady would still be wearing the boot-cast thing and not those c-boy boots, which I can tell you from experience, are very hard to put on.

Seriously.

And quit laughing at me and my c-boy boots. I bought them when I was in Montana ok? It was a Montana moment.

Oh in case you didn’t notice the Superbowl hype has started.

GO PATS